this is what happens when kristen gets hyper

tuesday night, stake dance! sounds fun!? just like it was back when we were 14 years old.
however it turned out to be pretty dang fun. lots of crazy dance moves--we were whipping our hair, stanky leggin it, and of course we had to do the single ladies dance. crazy clean college fun.
anyways, so we get home from shreddin the grass and kc is CRAZY. i mean she is hilarious, saying things that dont make any sense, and she is just plain hyper.
so, as she is talking, i told her i was doing my "church history" homework, but really i was typing everything that she said that was random/funny. here goes:

I like being single. First of all you can dance to single ladies. Second of all, nope I don’t have a second of all.

Have you seen the commercial of the flash mob?! HAHA.

I just ate a lemon fruit-snack with the vanilla cookie and it tasted like a lemon cookie.

I don’t want to go to bed, FETCH (11:49pm)

Can I just, can I just? Please, can you like my comment? ______ is a retard. (see his facebook status for more information)

Well who gets off dropping a mug full of poop on our doorstep!?

I almost just peed my pants, does that ever happen to you?

Have you ever gone to the bathroom and shut the door before you turn on the light and youre just like HOLY its so dark!

"Have you tried picking the lock?" jq: Yeah. "Oh ill try….i don’t know how to pick a lock."

Im really hyper. Come follow me Jacquie.

“that was a cute noise” jq: you were a cute noise. “your mom...mmmphmm!"

You have a peach? No no it is a...nectarine! Because peaches are fuzzy…

*trying to remember the lyrics to Adele* theres a fire…is that how it goes? Im having a hard day.

jq: Do you need the volume up? kc: No I can hear it sufficiently.

I feel like youre writing down all my quotes? …..gay. stop

Im going to pizza pie café tomorrow with all my peeps tomorrow, wanna go?

I don’t know where all those quotes are gonna go, the bloggggg. Like the blobbbb, but the blogggg, get it?

I think cus I danced so crazy tonight  that my endorphins are pumpin


she makes me laughhh.
-jswag.