kristen noel cagle.

this post is little snippet of kc. she's one of the coolest cats i know. here's some fun facts about kcag that most don't people know (i only know because i live with her).

1. she hates winkie faces. with a passion. she says they are "sexual innuendos" and "creepy", what's creepy about this ;) ??
2. she talks in her sleep. ITS HILARIOUS. holy. i now start talking to her, we have full on conversations at 3:30am...and the best part is that she doesnt remember them. once she spoke mandarin chinese, you think im joking? think again.
3. she hates when people touch her. absolutely hates when you touch her feet. she doesnt like touching other people either, "kristen, will you play with my hair?" "will you scratch my back" "i have a horrible knot in my shoulder, can you rub it" NO. NO. NO. its a tough life. fortunately, we just broke the physical barrier!! i can touch her arm..not in a creepy way of course ;) [see #1]
4. she has the stankiest leg youve ever seen. its nar nar for shar shar.
5. she can make the ugliest faces. ever. its amazing.

Sorry for the bluriness :/

6. sometimes she gets addicted to nail polish. and by that i mean she paints her nails a different color at least once every two days. also, her toes are never painted. dont bring it up, she hasnt swallowed that bitter pill yet.

7. she has the gnarliest old man voice youve ever heard. no joke. "NURSEEE, WHERE'S MY APPLESAUCEEE?" "WATERRRRR!" it cracks me up everytime.

8. she can rock pink lipstick so hard.

9. she lives at the library. im not kidding. she will be gone for hours. its insane. poor child. we do go on lots of library dates though...cept we never get anything done (see picture below)

the little man says "hi jacquie!"

10. finally. there is a little sandwich shop about a two minute drive from our apartment. GATOR JACKS. its heaven. in a sandwich. we go there ALL THE TIME. it sums up our friendship. we talk about the weirdest things there. speaking of conversations, people always listen to our conversations. not kidding. but who can blame em? we are pretty dang funny.

oh kristen cagle. she makes my life complete. bestht frendths. shes the blonde from hell. we make a chocolate covered strawberry. you dig it?

 

hej hej! (that is goobye in danish!)

jwag.