A handwritten note all for me!!

So I was sitting in my Statistics class (which is not so great) and before class these two kids (men) behind me were talking about how they want to be the "face of BYUI". As in, they want to be the person who is smiling on the front screen of the byui.edu college website.
THIS HAS BEEN MY DREAM. so i turned around and expressed how much i would love to be that person, etc, etc.
Here's the real story: So middle of class, a girl behind me hands me this handwritten note. She said "this is from the bromance over here"
I took it, unfolded it (like jr. high status) and read. This is what it said:
GREG  (his last name was on there and his number, but i wont put it for safety reasons ;) )
"He is the strapping man who sits behind you and to the right in Social Science Statistics. An excellent singer, chef, a man of class, and single!! This man taught Einstien how to theorize, Jordan how to fly, and Bieber how to woo the ladies. He is the single greatest contribution to pop culture of the last century.
Did I mention he's single? Call to find out just how legendary he is!

(me laughing so hard, in the middle of class!)

TRAVIS (same with last name and number)
The man, the myth, the legend. Once the poster child for the Eastern Arizona College Mailer, he now carries his modeling carrier into the stores. Have you ever shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch? Ever wondered who those guys on the bags are? Ever wondered how to contact, date and marry one? Just call!
"I will make all of your wildest dreams come true."


oh goodness. have i told anyone that i love byui?? Im pretty sure these boys will be receiving one super awesome text from me tonight haha.
Such is my life.
-jwaggie.